Julia Allison

Considered by many to represent the "real" Carrie Bradshaw, Allison is a media staple whose entrepreneurial methods of self-made online publicity have garnered her continued attention.

As Gawker reports, she's gone from Jacob Lodwick to Chicago Bears QB, Jay Cutler. Starf*cker!

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