I Am America (And So Can You!)

Stephen Colbert's new book will hit bookshelves October 9th, but you can get the audio version on iTunes today.

Download it just in time for your Columbus Day road trip. We've discovered that listening to comedy tapes in the car is a lot funner than actually having to make conversation.

Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.