God, we wish we were on shrooms right now. Thankfully, I-Doser has developed "binaural brainwave doses" that makes getting high as inconspicuous as putting on your headphones.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.