If you're a girl who happened to come of age in the early 1990's, you'll appreciate this (I just pre-ordered my copy)! Otherwise, all apologies. Go look at some sideboob and check back later.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.