Happy Birthday Poems

    Famous evolutionary biologist PZ Myers calls on his fans to write him happy birthday poems.

    New trend amongst the godless! We don't understand what happy birthday poems have to do with cephalopods, or atheism, but we think it is a heartwarming trend of true friendship and respect.

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