Gay Marriage Ultimatum

People aren’t saying “I Do” until gays can.

Noble heterosexual martyrs are sacrificing the awesomeness of marriage out of protest.

Editorial note: Whoa! You’ve found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn’t really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we’re leaving it up as a part of our early history.

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