Somewhere in Los Angeles, Jason Lee, Penn Gilette, and Rachel Griffiths are all celebrating, knowing now that their kids - Pilot Inspektor, Moxie Crimefighter, and Banjo Patrick, respectively - are that much more likely to be rich and spoiled but successful.
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