DIY rules! Actually, not really. First, you have to think about what you want to make, then you have to buy all these supplies. Then you actually have to make the thing. Who has time for that, between all-night coke parties and virtual tennis? Fortunately, you can shop for handmade goodies instead of painstakingly making them. I personally will be buying these teddy bears wearing short-shorts and suspenders for all my friends this holiday season!
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