This is the kind of heartbreaking trend that pains us to report. But if you're Paris Hilton, you can actually view this as a cute-dog upgrade.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.