The shock-sculptor (past works have included Britney giving birth and Paris deceased) unveils his latest work: "The Oprah Sarcophagus."
Edwards has successfully made it a requirement to include the modifying phrase "controversial" before using his name in print. Another upcoming work is a statue of the fallen race horse Barbaro in Central Park, in which the horse's hooves will be sticking straight up in the air. He's made it his mission to see that our culture's documentary evidence of celebrity isn't just going to be left to the paparazzi.
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