It's the new Curves, but with fewer old fat housewives. Get hot and sweaty with your girlfriends to today's hits (the Knife, M.I.A., etc). The best part about it is that there's no need to get hussied up with your cleavage-baring tops and Laboutin heels to see who can pick up that hot boy across the room. The worst part about it is that there's no hot boy across the room to pick up.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.