Clean Skins

Michael Chertoff, the Head of Homeland Security, said the US needs further protection from so-called “clean skins,” who are British Muslims with evil intent and clean records.

Beware of the Brits! Perhaps they’re testy after we started this whole NY vs London thing? We’re willing to concede the title of “Cultural Epicenter” as long as we get to keep “Best Nightlife.”

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