Pity the paparazzi. Like traditional journalists, their livelihood is being threatened by amateurs, who've started making big bucks snapping candid shots of celebs using their camera phones.
But if you're ballsy and unscrupulous, there's no reason you can't be part of the future too - so grab your smart phone and a star map, and get stalking!
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