When you visit the CNN.com homepage, you'll now see a little t-shirt icon next to selected headlines under Latest Stories. Click and you can buy a t-shirt bearing that same headline, complete with timestamp and everything. You know those headlines speak so directly to your own personal worldview that it would be a crime not to own one - "Waste food dished up to hungry diners" just about sums up our philosophy of life.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.