Britney Breakdown Package

A hotel in San Francisco is offering a luxurious “Britney Breakdown Package,” comes with a trip to the hair salon, a thong, and a $25 gift certificate to H&M.

The only problem we see with this is that Britney doesn’t shop at H&M, she shops at Strawberry. Other than that, the hotel’s many amenities should keep your suicidal tendencies from spiraling out of control.

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