Sort of like Take That, only older. And beefier. And harrier. And they're all gay. It seems like someone's trying to score an invitation to Bearapalooza.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.