The time we spend not scouting hot trends on the internet is pretty much relegated to this site: the World Moustache and Beard Championship. Now, finally, we can have a beard to call our very own.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.