They're all variations on the same theme: (Name of candidate) (odd phrase). As in, "Hillary Clinton asked you out on Facebook", written in large, purple Helvetica. Click and a new sentence is generated. Here's a list of every Is Your New Bicycle site we've found.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.