A.S.S. (Attention Surplus Syndrome)

A disorder that allows people to reach goals and complete tasks. Also known as the opposite of A.D.D. Michelangelo probably had A.S.S.

It seems like everyone has A.D.D. these days. When was the last time you actually finished something (without the help of Adderall or meth)? Here are some examples of people with A.S.S. Good job, guys!

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