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Can You Choke?

In case you've been wondering.

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  1. Are you an adult who doesn't respond to your emails within a reasonable amount of time?
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    ...Yes
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    No, I have a soul
  2. Have you literally and/or figuratively slept with everyone in Hollywood?
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    I frequently work from home, if that's what you're asking
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    What?
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    I'm a celibate nun
  3. Are you part of an organization that makes new members cry on demand as part of your tryout process?
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    Yes! And proud of it!
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    No, that's a crime on par with human trafficking.
  4. Bacteria or yeast?
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    Bacteria
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    Yeast
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    I don't compute
  5. Do you aggressively Tinder message despite the other person's clear lack of interest?
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    All the time
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    I actually use Bumble because somehow I convinced myself that it's marginally more respectable than Tinder
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    Never
  6. Do you stan Camila Cabello?
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    Canola Portabello*
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    YAS WHEN IS HER ALBUM DROPPING (FLOPPING)
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    I mean Havana is a bop but no
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    How do those off-key squeaks and screams pass as vocals?
  7. Have you ever repeatedly mocked someone for their sexual orientation and/or mental illness?
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    Yeah what's the big deal
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    Absolutely not
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    In retrospect, yes, and I'm so sorry
  8. Do you leave peoples' messages on read and/or ignore people in person to boost your ego?
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    All the time!
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    It's frat protocol
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    Never
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    Occasionally
  9. Are you a straight white male?
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    Yes
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    No
  10. Are you a STEM major who secretly feels superior to your non-STEM major friends?
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    Yes
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    No!
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    I mean I guess
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    Only when they literally cannot comprehend basic science
  11. Are you taking a less traditional foreign language solely because you think it's more of a "challenge" than something like Spanish or French?
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    Yes and I regularly remind my peers
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    No, I'm just doing my own thing!
  12. Do you properly chew your food?
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    Yes
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    Sometimes
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    ...no tbh
  13. Did my previous quiz say you were cancelled?
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    Yes
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    No
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