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10 Of "Bob's Burgers'" Best Original Songs

I can't be the only one who's gotten 'Taffy Butt' stuck in their head.

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1. Lifting Up The Skirt Of The Night, Season 1, Episode 6 "Seesh! Cab, Bob?"

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Lyrics:

Lifting up the skirt of the night

Look down, feel around, do what I do to get by (Hold up, hold on now)

Pulling down the pants of the night (Look at those tight pants)

Don't laugh, it's not right, to make fun of the night

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2. Taffy Butt, Season 2, Episode 1 "The Belchies"

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Lyrics:

Teddy was right about the treasure in the butt

The next day you will see Taff is washed up on the beach

And, oh, my God, is that a gold bar?

The wave just washed him out far

The kids didn't look close enough

In the taffy butt.

You have a taffy butt.

There's treasure in that butt.

I want that taffy butt.

Taffy butt.

It's such a... taffy butt!

There's gold there in that butt.

Give me some taffy butt. Taffy butt.

Oh, I want the taffy butt.

Give me, give me, Give me some taffy butt.

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3. Groping For Glory, Season 2, Episode 4 "Burgerboss"

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Lyrics:

Close to the top!

Groping for glory, yeah

Sometimes in life you just gotta say, I don't give a damn, Ha-ha!

Groping the night away, yeah

Shoot your arrow in the sky

Tell the gods you'll never die

You're a real special guy

The towel's there, but don't throw it in

If you do, you cannot win

That's how rules work

Crawl up the mountain on hands and knees

It's stained with the blood of your enemies

Groping for glory

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4. Oil Spill, Season 2, Episode 5 "Food Truckin'"

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Lyrics:

Oh, it's hot and wet and slick

And it's making everybody sick

Oil spill

It's on the fish, it's on the crabs

Foul so close when you can grab this

Oil spill

Oil spill

Oil spill

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5. Bad Girls, Season 2, Episode 8 "Bad Tina"

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Lyrics:

Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom

and bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad girls make mean announcements at lunch

and bad girls think that you're being a boob punch

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad girls like to fight with their moms

and bad girls don't use pads as tampons

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad girls don't wanna go to college

and bad girls rip off all your doll's heads

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

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6. I'm Good At Sex, Season 3, Episode 11 "Nude Beach"

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Lyrics:

I'm a bad man with a master plan and the ladies call me Tex

And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex

I leave my shirt on, that's okay, don't make me feel self-conscious, babe

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex

When you're done say that was fun, we might've made a little son

I'm good at sex You're bad at sex, I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex, I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex....

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7. Electric Love, Season 3, Episode 16, "Topsy"

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Lyrics:

They say Thomas Edison, he's the man to get us

Into this century, and that man is me

They'll say "Aw, Topsy!" at my autopsy

And no one could be, more shocked than me

But I never noticed the curve of her trunk

And I never noticed his electric junk

We might just have found

Electric love

Electric love

Electric love

Electric love

(First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)

Electric love

(First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)

Fits like a glove

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8. I Wanna Hear Your Secrets, Season 3, Episode 21, "Boyz 4 Now"

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Lyrics:

I want to hear your secrets, I'm so interested in you

What did you have for lunch today? Tell me breakfast, too

Which friend are you mad at, girl? What size are your shoes?

You just went to the bathroom, number one or number two?

I want to know everything, everything about you

I want to hear your secrets I'm so interested in you

Even if it's not a secret Tell me that stuff, too

Details, I want to know details, what's your dad's name?

Details, and your mom's

Details, any allergies?

Details, how was prom?

Interesting, so interesting.

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9. Farts Will Set You Free, Season 4, Episode 12, "The Frond Files"

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Lyrics:

When you feel like school has sucked the wind out of your sails

Remember that it's cool, to use the wind that's in your tails

Fart, fart, fart Fart, fart, fart, fart Every fart is a work of art Don't know where to begin? Don't know where to start? Farts will set you free

It's that gas from your ass, it's that toot from your boot

That hum from your bum, it's that loot in your chute

All that air from your own derriere

Come on and set it free

'Cause farts are liberty

What do we want to do? Fart, fart!

Open up your butt cheeks. This is how our butts speak.

Let's go, Fart!

It's that gas from your ass, it's that toot from your boot

That hum from your bum, it's that loot in your chute

All that air from your own derriere

Come on and set it free

'Cause farts are liberty

'Cause farts will set you Free!

'Cause farts will set you Free!

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10. I Love You So Much (It's Scary), Season 6, Episode 3, "The Hauntening"

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Lyrics:

When I see you, I fall apart ...Like a zombie

I got too nervous to ask you out ...To the prom-bie

I wish I could make you mine

When I open my mouth I sound like Frankenstein

Girl it's freaky

My heart is weaky

My teeth are extra sharp, my body's extra hairy

I'm running in the dark, I love you so much it's scary

Ooh, yeah, scary It's scary, girl. Rap time.

I close my eyes and you're still there

You're the girl of my dreams, nope, my nightmares

You're like Jason, Mike Myers, Carrie and Freddy

But I don't want to run away, I want to go steady

It's Halloween

I'm scared of the dark

Going door to door

To your mama's house

I can feed her

Got to get that candy

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All lyrics via Bobs Burgers wikia

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