Not everything you say is gold Barbara, calm down.
TFW your cube mate needs the fan on because their sweater is "a part of their look."
I may have sneezed on your cake accidentally on purpose.
When every day is 'take your boss to the beach' day.
That tuna melt wasn't even good last night, what makes you think it will be better today... microwaved.
When Always Sick Steve leaves a snail trail of tissues and the viral plague behind him everywhere he goes.
Joe, you're cute, but you're really, realllly dumb.
When you dream of being 22 again — so full of hope, life and passion.
We get it, you're "extremely busy" but there's no reason your business should end up on the wall... ever...
When cake is life but you didn't get any because you were scooping fruit cocktail out of your salad.
TFW you're the office mom and you're sick of your asshole children.
*Stares intently, fists clenched, forehead vein bulging*
When you can't escape work, even on your day off.
The joys of having a boss that makes an appearance in the morning, before the afternoon sun boils you all like eggs.
When you were certain you started that wipe with toilet paper...
TFW you have to explain something for the fifteenth time because you forget none of your coworkers can read.
Jessica, your cube looks like a barnyard and I'm not interested in playing the 'needle in a haystack' game.
When the bosses kid gets the summer internship, and has "some really great ideas."
TFW it's five minutes earlier than it was the last time you looked.
When there aren't even words...
And lastly, "Can you cool your jets with the 'reply all' Barry?"
But don't worry fam, we only have like 30-40 years left of this.
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[Written by David S. Self]