1. He keeps it 100% real
2. He’s got fresh hot buns
3. To him, DJ doesn’t stand for “Department of Justice”
4. He hasn’t been bought by big money
5. He’s not a big mouth (and he knows how to shut them up)
6. His health isn’t in question
7. He’d give you the shirt off his back. Literally!
8. He doesn’t use his own server
9. He’s never grabbed someone by the poultry
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