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10 Reasons To Vote for The Crandidate in the 2016 Election

Think all the candidates are turkeys? Then vote for the most delicious one. Still not convinced? Here are 10 reasons, according to the Bird Party, why The Crandidate deserves your vote!

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3. To him, DJ doesn’t stand for “Department of Justice”

Via yeswecran.com

He's a turkey techno pioneer. Who wants a politician who spins stories when you can have one who spins phat drumstick beats!

5. He’s not a big mouth (and he knows how to shut them up)

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You won't hear fowl language coming from this nominee. His speeches are eloquent and tasteful. And when the opposition opens their big mouths…bam!...in goes The Crandidate.

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