33 Reasons To Stay The Hell Out Of Quebec
Those poor Québécois! :(
Have you heard that Quebec is gorgeous?
That everyone needs to see it before they die?
There's nothing exotic about it.
It's all concrete. There's no green. No beauty.
And the sunsets are really underwhelming.
The skies are really underwhelming in general. Nothing stunning about them at all.
Especially when they're spoiled by those hideous Northern Lights.
But the cities are even worse.
The houses have absolutely no charm.
There's no sense of history.
Quebec Parliament Building in Quebec
No sense of heritage.
Nothing worth visiting.
And if you thought Montreal was bad, you're going to hate Québec City.
It's abysmal in the autumn.
And it's even worse in the winter.
Somehow, there's even less charm in Québec City than there was in Montreal.
And it's bleak and scary at night.
One is not at all inclined to stroll down the streets when Christmas is approaching.
There's no art scene.
The streets are gray and dull. Everything looks the same.
And Quebec is totally shut off to other cultures.
It's boring. There's no night life.
And you'd never want to live there. It's like living in hell.
What terrible lives they all must lead.
Moreover, the Québécois have no culinary experience.
Have some respect for yourself. Never go to Quebec.
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