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18 blagues pourries qui feront rire tous les S

1. Quel est le théorème préféré des chiens?

2. Quelle est la voiture préférée des profs de chimie?

3. Qu'est-ce que deux droites qui se coupent ne sont pas?

4. Qu'est-ce qu'un prof de maths un soir de pleine lune?

5. Dans quoi boit-on une super soupe?

6. Où est passée la constante?

7. Comment appelle-t-on un ours dont les deux barycentres ne coïncident pas?

8. Quelle est la série préférée des S?

9. Logarithme et Exponentielle sont dans un bar. Qui paye?

10. Pourquoi les chats n'aiment pas l'eau.

11. Il y a dix types de gens dans le monde.

12. Quel est le nombre le plus laid?

13. Quel est l'oiseau préféré des S?

14. F et f' sont sur un bateau. F tombe à l'eau, que fait f'?

15. Qu'est-ce qu'une enzyme dans une piscine?

16. Qu'est-ce qu'un piano mouillé?

17. Monsieur et madame Fait ont un fils, comment s'appelle-t-il?

18. Que se passe-t-il si delta fume?

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