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Make your own post!Penazzling
It's just what it sounds like - penis bedazzling. Oh thank goodness.
What If It's Natural?
But I've been this way since I was a child...
Osama Bin Laden - Closet Star Wars Fan?
Chewbacca was his favorite. Obviously.
The Humpty Dance
The Humpty Dance. Acoustic. On a ukulele. Because obviously.
Why Your Junk Isn’t Covered In Quills
It has something to do with genomes. Which aren't at all like garden gnomes apparently.
Bloody Tooth Cuff Link
Actually, it's supposed to be mashed potatoes, but in crazy town mashed potatoes=extracted molars. Can you imagine your dad showing up to dinner wearing these things? It's bad enough that the "potatoes" are tooth-shaped, but who in their right mind uses red paint for gravy? Major crafting fail.
I Pity The Plate
Team this with a Molly Ringwald cake plate and some Muppet glasses from Burger King for the best 80's dinner party ever.
The Perfect Gift for May the Fourth (be with you)
Every home needs a carbonite throw pillow, right?
Twisted Toddlerwear: Nipple Tassels for Baby Shirts
So now you have a perfect gift idea for that coworker who won’t shut up about her kids.
Punk Rock Crochet
The only thing missing is a paper mache Hotel Chelsea.
Man Turns Down BJ
...and cue the apocalypse.
The Perfect Christmas Gift (NSFW)
What has rotating pasties, no head, and a bunch of boobies? This girl.
Crafting Crime Committed
I *think* this is supposed to hold keys? Or maybe disembodied spleens. One of the two.
This Nativity Scene Isn't Kosher
I'm pretty sure Joseph is wearing a slice of olive loaf.
Clever Animals
Um. Bambi? Put the paint brush down.
Why is Cash4Gold Being So Mean to Mr. Haberny?
All of his requests sounded so reasonable.
Let The Mounting Jokes Begin
I can’t stop picturing this thing singing “Take Me To The River” like one of those creepy bass fish gag gifts.
This IS the Apron You Seek
This is what Princess Leia wears when she doesn't want to get any stains on her metal bikini.
Soothing Sleep Pillow With Fireman Image and Crochet Trim
Is it just me, or is this the ultimate PLEASE SET ME UP WITH SOMEONE. ANYONE. cry for help?