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11 Dream Jobs You Never Knew You Wish You Had

Because work shouldn't be so work-y. Need to get away from your job? Bud Light is creating a real town this summer, and you can go for three days of unexpected fun. Are you #UpForWhatever?

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1. Water Slide Tester

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Interested in high speeds, getting wet, and casual attire? Perhaps water slide testing is right for you!

2. Penguinologist

3. Hotel Bed Warmer

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Yup, you read that correctly. In 2010, a hotel chain in the UK provided guests with the option of a warmed bed. To do this, the hotels hired employees to sleep in beds until they reached 68 degrees Fahrenheit.

4. Chocolate Taster

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Because somebody needs to get paid to eat delicious chocolate all day, and that somebody could be you!

5. Panda Keeper

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Yes, that is a red panda. Being a red panda keeper would also be perfect. Who doesn't want to feed and play with pandas all day?

6. Brewmaster

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There's certainly a lot of science behind beer making, but like any fine craftsman, brewmasters must always sample their product to ensure its drinkability.

7. Furniture Tester

8. Scuba Diving Instructor

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Because swimming with the fishes can be an amazingly rewarding thing.

9. Pick-Up Artist

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Are you extra confident and regularly successful with the opposite sex? Why not make it a profession?

10. Elephant Dresser

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Sure, tailoring a gown to perfectly fit a four-ton beast is no easy task, but spending your time with beautiful fabrics and holy elephants is pretty awesome.

11. River Guide

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If high speeds, getting soaked, and rushing rapids are your thing, river guiding is a pretty sweet way to meet new people and spend time in nature.

The Mayor of Whatever, USA

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This guy's got it all: two-trick ponies, mad magic skills, and a boatload of Bud Light. Would you like to join the Mayor in Whatever, USA? Audition now at UpForWhatever.com.