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How Would You Die In A Telenovela?

After the love of your life leaves you for your nemesis, your heart would implode like a crushed can and you’d pass away, only to haunt your lover as a miserable spirit.

You’d die from a broken heart

In an effort to spy on your enemies, you’d go up to the eighth floor of your apartment building and hang out the window with a pair of binoculars. But you’d be wearing your highest heels, and, in an unlucky move, you’d trip and adiós, te petatearías.

You’d plunge to your death

After meeting with a chamán to cleanse your villainous soul and stop your bad luck, you’d be unable to break the curse one of your many enemies had casted on you. In short, you’d die victim of your own medicine.

You’d die from a curse

In the most epic catfight of all time, you’d be wearing a dress so tight it would put you at a clear disadvantage. Your rival would be wearing a comfortable bathrobe and slap you with the force of 1,000 wombats, causing your fatal collapse. You’d die looking gorge, though.

You’d be slapped to death

After getting your heart crushed over and over again, you’d flee to your fancy hacienda in an effort to emotionally regroup, but sadly you’d realize, after watching a squirrel couple frolic and a few birds falling in love, that you’d never have that and resignedly jump into a coffin.

You’d die of loneliness

You’d be the most successful person in your pueblo, el mandamás, el mero mero. One beautiful evening enjoying a fresh batch of tamales, you’d notice how your body starts turning purple, and, before you know it, you’d be six feet underground. #DeathByJealousy

You’d die poisoned

Your fanaticism for chisme would literally be the death of you. Always hanging out en el tendedero, consumed by a fervent desire to know everyone’s life, you’d forget to sleep, eat, and eventually dissolve into old chisme dust.

You’d drown in drama

After ending all ties with a crazy prima who hated you for being better-looking than her, you’d embark on a road trip to California, only to lose control of the vehicle due to her messing with your breaks. RIP.

You’d die in a car crash

After your evil sister finds out you are the sole inheritor of your grandfather’s enormous fortune, she’d transform into Satanás and push your sweet soul down the stairs. She’d lie and say you fell due to wearing extremely high tacones, and keep all the dough that belonged to you.

You’d die from being pushed down the stairs

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How Would You Die In A Telenovela?

Well, now you know. But, hey, you’re still alive in real life — celebrate it with a Bud Light Chelada.

How Would You Die In A Telenovela?

Well, now you know. But, hey, you’re still alive in real life — celebrate it with a Bud Light Chelada.

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