I substitute teach for Chicago public schools.
I perform stand-up comedy.
I have been a Cubs fan since I was a chubby 7 year old with a mullet getting made fun of by Brave's fans in Charlotte, NC.
I have wrestled a bear, and met Ric Flair.
I am a helluva poet, and a helluva cook and if you make fun of either of those things I'll beat you up.
I drink and laugh and breath, but not enough.