Is a FuckboiHas a Low IQMissing a toeCan't grow facial hairAlways has facial hairDislikes dogsDoesn't have any social mediaWears socks in bedHas family is in the mobIs brokeHates pizzaHas a really stupid nameLooks like your cousinSays Q-Pon instead of couponIs baldIs extremely hairyCan't ride a bikeStill has an imaginary friendSaid I love you on the third dateIs a furryForces you to kill bugsIs in the Witness Protection ProgramIs a drug dealerHas a small dickHas a dick that is way too bigIs vanilla in bedIs 50 Shades of Grey in the bedroomIs a virginHas slept with more than 10 peopleHas slept with more than 20 peopleHas slept with more than 30 peopleHas slept with one of your relativesLikes sucking toesHas no sense of smellKeeps bats as petsLives in another countryIs more than 8 years older/younger than youHas the exact same birthday as youYour mom hates himYour mom loves himIs from a rival dojoWants you to move to a different stateSays he was once possessedLives in a tentSnoresSleep walksIs a different religionIs a different political leaningDoesn't like High School MusicalIs shorter than youIs a pathological liarDoesn't tag you in memesLoves the KardashiansWas once in a cultHas an androidDoesn't like SNLSpeaks in rhymeBelieves in conspiracy theoriesSays gif the wrong waySends n00ds on the dailyNever sends n00dsIs Benjamin ButtonDoesn't speak the same language as youWants to be in an open relationshipIs covered in tattoosHas a facial tattooIs covered in piercingsIsn't famousIs famousHas the same first name as youWas once in jailHas tiny handsIs a communistIsn't a communistOnly uses his index fingers when typing (like a pleb)SENDS ALL TEXTS IN CAPSAlways has bad tan linesSleeps with his eyes openIs missing teethHas an extremely dangerous careerDoesn't believe in global warmingCan't cookHas a big egoMentions his ex too muchDoesn't believe in deodorantCurses too muchAlways wears sweatpants or gym shortsAlways wears short sleeve button down dress shirtsLong fingernails/toenailsLikes making Dad jokesSays flapjack instead of pancakeAddicted to cocaineCracks his knucklesThinks Christopher Columbus was a "good guy" or "one of the boys"Has taken a vow of silenceDislikes Kraft Mac & CheeseNever cleans the dishesSays a toast every single time he takes a shot of alcoholCollects Cheetos that look like various people/animalsOnly listens to classical music
Would You Still Be Dating Your Boyfriend If He...?
Goddamnit Patrice! Why you gotta be sucha catty Patty. Just accept the mans for who he is! He is trying his best(ish) and you need to appreciate that!!
As Bolbi would say "...clap clap clap." We see that you really worked to accept all these mans for their true character. You just didn't succeed. On the bright side, LADIES THERE IS WINE!
Honestly we're proud of you. You're the perfect combination of elusive yet enticing. Open minded ;) and vaguely apathetic. You make them boys work for you. Break up with boy #7. He'll probably come crawling back to you anyway.
You might not be the edgiest. And people might just assume you'll settle for some weirdo. But you've got the perfect boyf detection system. In the end chica you'll Have. That. Shit. Together.
You're a cutie. You're a gOOD BOY!!!!! You just missed the mark a little. It's not that it won't work out for you in the end. It's just that honey boo boo you need to believe in yourself a lil more. But with a good pat on the back, we're p sure you can glo tf up and slay them babes. we love you!
What we do in life echoes in eternity!!! So ay screw it, lets get with some cuTe BOiS!!!
CMON KELLY DONT GIVE INTO RYAN AGAIN! I KNOW HES A HANDSOME MANS BUT HE DONT TREAT YOU RIGHT! YOU ARE A BOMB CHICA!
Hey babe, there's no problem with low standards. While all those other lame bitches are quaking in their boots, you are LIVING. All your friends live for your stories. And maybe by the transitive property that means that they live FOR YOU!!
honestly the picture speaks for itself. maybe take a break from the romancing honey