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Would You Still Be Dating Your Boyfriend If He...?

Its not that you don't love your boyf. You just don't love who he is as a person... right?

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  1. Is a Fuckboi
    Has a Low IQ
    Missing a toe
    Can't grow facial hair
    Always has facial hair
    Dislikes dogs
    Doesn't have any social media
    Wears socks in bed
    Has family is in the mob
    Is broke
    Hates pizza
    Has a really stupid name
    Looks like your cousin
    Says Q-Pon instead of coupon
    Is bald
    Is extremely hairy
    Can't ride a bike
    Still has an imaginary friend
    Said I love you on the third date
    Is a furry
    Forces you to kill bugs
    Is in the Witness Protection Program
    Is a drug dealer
    Has a small dick
    Has a dick that is way too big
    Is vanilla in bed
    Is 50 Shades of Grey in the bedroom
    Is a virgin
    Has slept with more than 10 people
    Has slept with more than 20 people
    Has slept with more than 30 people
    Has slept with one of your relatives
    Likes sucking toes
    Has no sense of smell
    Keeps bats as pets
    Lives in another country
    Is more than 8 years older/younger than you
    Has the exact same birthday as you
    Your mom hates him
    Your mom loves him
    Is from a rival dojo
    Wants you to move to a different state
    Says he was once possessed
    Lives in a tent
    Snores
    Sleep walks
    Is a different religion
    Is a different political leaning
    Doesn't like High School Musical
    Is shorter than you
    Is a pathological liar
    Doesn't tag you in memes
    Loves the Kardashians
    Was once in a cult
    Has an android
    Doesn't like SNL
    Speaks in rhyme
    Believes in conspiracy theories
    Says gif the wrong way
    Sends n00ds on the daily
    Never sends n00ds
    Is Benjamin Button
    Doesn't speak the same language as you
    Wants to be in an open relationship
    Is covered in tattoos
    Has a facial tattoo
    Is covered in piercings
    Isn't famous
    Is famous
    Has the same first name as you
    Was once in jail
    Has tiny hands
    Is a communist
    Isn't a communist
    Only uses his index fingers when typing (like a pleb)
    SENDS ALL TEXTS IN CAPS
    Always has bad tan lines
    Sleeps with his eyes open
    Is missing teeth
    Has an extremely dangerous career
    Doesn't believe in global warming
    Can't cook
    Has a big ego
    Mentions his ex too much
    Doesn't believe in deodorant
    Curses too much
    Always wears sweatpants or gym shorts
    Always wears short sleeve button down dress shirts
    Long fingernails/toenails
    Likes making Dad jokes
    Says flapjack instead of pancake
    Addicted to cocaine
    Cracks his knuckles
    Thinks Christopher Columbus was a "good guy" or "one of the boys"
    Has taken a vow of silence
    Dislikes Kraft Mac & Cheese
    Never cleans the dishes
    Says a toast every single time he takes a shot of alcohol
    Collects Cheetos that look like various people/animals
    Only listens to classical music

Would You Still Be Dating Your Boyfriend If He...?

Goddamnit Patrice! Why you gotta be sucha catty Patty. Just accept the mans for who he is! He is trying his best(ish) and you need to appreciate that!!

You Picky Patrice!!
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As Bolbi would say "...clap clap clap." We see that you really worked to accept all these mans for their true character. You just didn't succeed. On the bright side, LADIES THERE IS WINE!

"I'm not stuck up. I'm just a complex person"
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Honestly we're proud of you. You're the perfect combination of elusive yet enticing. Open minded ;) and vaguely apathetic. You make them boys work for you. Break up with boy #7. He'll probably come crawling back to you anyway.

to prove what a bad b*tch I am Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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You might not be the edgiest. And people might just assume you'll settle for some weirdo. But you've got the perfect boyf detection system. In the end chica you'll Have. That. Shit. Together.

right on the money
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You're a cutie. You're a gOOD BOY!!!!! You just missed the mark a little. It's not that it won't work out for you in the end. It's just that honey boo boo you need to believe in yourself a lil more. But with a good pat on the back, we're p sure you can glo tf up and slay them babes. we love you!

maybe just a touch desperate
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What we do in life echoes in eternity!!! So ay screw it, lets get with some cuTe BOiS!!!

u an openminded homie! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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CMON KELLY DONT GIVE INTO RYAN AGAIN! I KNOW HES A HANDSOME MANS BUT HE DONT TREAT YOU RIGHT! YOU ARE A BOMB CHICA!

a weak moral backbone!
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Hey babe, there's no problem with low standards. While all those other lame bitches are quaking in their boots, you are LIVING. All your friends live for your stories. And maybe by the transitive property that means that they live FOR YOU!!

lower standards than expected! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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honestly the picture speaks for itself. maybe take a break from the romancing honey

YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS BABYCAKES
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