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Would You Still Be Dating Your Boyfriend If He...?

Its not that you don't love your boyf. You just don't love who he is as a person... right?

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  1. Which potential deal breakers could you handle in a boyfriend?
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    Is a Fuckboi
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    Has a Low IQ
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    Missing a toe
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    Can't grow facial hair
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    Always has facial hair
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    Dislikes dogs
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    Doesn't have any social media
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    Wears socks in bed
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    Has family is in the mob
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    Is broke
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    Hates pizza
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    Has a really stupid name
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    Looks like your cousin
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    Says Q-Pon instead of coupon
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    Is bald
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    Is extremely hairy
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    Can't ride a bike
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    Still has an imaginary friend
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    Said I love you on the third date
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    Is a furry
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    Forces you to kill bugs
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    Is in the Witness Protection Program
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    Is a drug dealer
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    Has a small dick
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    Has a dick that is way too big
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    Is vanilla in bed
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    Is 50 Shades of Grey in the bedroom
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    Is a virgin
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    Has slept with more than 10 people
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    Has slept with more than 20 people
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    Has slept with more than 30 people
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    Has slept with one of your relatives
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    Likes sucking toes
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    Has no sense of smell
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    Keeps bats as pets
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    Lives in another country
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    Is more than 8 years older/younger than you
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    Has the exact same birthday as you
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    Your mom hates him
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    Your mom loves him
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    Is from a rival dojo
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    Wants you to move to a different state
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    Says he was once possessed
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    Lives in a tent
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    Snores
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    Sleep walks
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    Is a different religion
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    Is a different political leaning
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    Doesn't like High School Musical
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    Is shorter than you
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    Is a pathological liar
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    Doesn't tag you in memes
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    Loves the Kardashians
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    Was once in a cult
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    Has an android
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    Doesn't like SNL
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    Speaks in rhyme
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    Believes in conspiracy theories
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    Says gif the wrong way
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    Sends n00ds on the daily
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    Never sends n00ds
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    Is Benjamin Button
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    Doesn't speak the same language as you
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    Wants to be in an open relationship
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    Is covered in tattoos
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    Has a facial tattoo
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    Is covered in piercings
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    Isn't famous
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    Is famous
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    Has the same first name as you
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    Was once in jail
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    Has tiny hands
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    Is a communist
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    Isn't a communist
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    Only uses his index fingers when typing (like a pleb)
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    SENDS ALL TEXTS IN CAPS
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    Always has bad tan lines
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    Sleeps with his eyes open
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    Is missing teeth
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    Has an extremely dangerous career
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    Doesn't believe in global warming
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    Can't cook
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    Has a big ego
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    Mentions his ex too much
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    Doesn't believe in deodorant
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    Curses too much
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    Always wears sweatpants or gym shorts
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    Always wears short sleeve button down dress shirts
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    Long fingernails/toenails
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    Likes making Dad jokes
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    Says flapjack instead of pancake
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    Addicted to cocaine
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    Cracks his knuckles
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    Thinks Christopher Columbus was a "good guy" or "one of the boys"
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    Has taken a vow of silence
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    Dislikes Kraft Mac & Cheese
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    Never cleans the dishes
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    Says a toast every single time he takes a shot of alcohol
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    Collects Cheetos that look like various people/animals
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    Only listens to classical music
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