1. We need to discuss one of the loudest, most alarming sounds on Earth:
2. The ~Dad Sneeze~
3. To clarify, a Dad Sneeze is basically a scream-sneeze combo that’s approximately a thousand times too loud.
4. There is no known reason or explanation for the intensity of these sneezes.
5. But children of dads everywhere are struggling with it.
6. They don't just affect our families and friends.
7. They also disturb our sweet, unsuspecting pets.
8. AND INNOCENT WILDLIFE.
9. It’s just not natural.
10. It’s not normal.
11. It's mind-boggling.
12. We have questions...
13. ...and we want answers.
14. Like, does it automatically develop once you become a father?
15. Is it COMPLETELY necessary?
16. So far, we only have theories.
17. Maybe it's simply part of the aging process.
18. Maybe it's the law.
19. Or...maybe it just is what it is.
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