Community·Posted on Jan 20, 201919 Tweets You'll Die Laughing At If Your Dad Has The Loudest Sneeze In The WorldDads really just be sneezing like that.by Chelsea BrownCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. We need to discuss one of the loudest, most alarming sounds on Earth: Rega Jha @RegaJha unsure if second Big Bang has occurred, creating another universe and causing the loudest explosion I've ever heard, or if dad just sneezed 05:33 AM - 17 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. The ~Dad Sneeze~ TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon "Welcome to 'How to sneeze like a dad'. In our first lesson we will learn how to sneeze and kind of scream at the same time" *one dad sneezes, the windows shatter, all birds within 30 metres die, the teacher gets a nose bleed* "That's good for a beginner" 11:00 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. To clarify, a Dad Sneeze is basically a scream-sneeze combo that’s approximately a thousand times too loud. louise @poth0le never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume 11:06 PM - 27 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Via Twitter: @poth0le 4. There is no known reason or explanation for the intensity of these sneezes. Gabriella👽 @gabriellamarrie Does anyone else’s dad sneeze extremely loud for no reason?!? Like? What do you gain from it?!? 11:02 PM - 12 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. But children of dads everywhere are struggling with it. King Sam @sammycarvajal6 Does anyone else's dad sneeze like the fucking Hulk? 04:47 AM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. They don't just affect our families and friends. mellyo @meloneill_ My dad sneezes so loud that my neighbor yells "God bless you Jerry" trough the wall🙄 07:23 PM - 12 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. They also disturb our sweet, unsuspecting pets. Tom Cox @cox_tom My dad's just done one of his really loud swear-sneezes and as a result the most easily rattled one of my cats has relocated to France. 07:59 AM - 01 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. AND INNOCENT WILDLIFE. Jenna Lowney @jennaalowneyy One time my dad sneezed so loud a squirrel fell out of a tree... 12:28 AM - 22 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. It’s just not natural. ~~~ @Higginator When my dad sneezes its like a demon is coming out of a vacuum cleaner to scream at our souls and then flick it's hair and go back inside. 07:46 AM - 22 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. It’s not normal. fungbunger @parsfarce normal sneeze: bless you dad sneeze: *category seven earth tremors. collapse of rural taiwanese stilt village. sparks civil war* bless you 05:36 AM - 07 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. It's mind-boggling. David Brown @DavePBrown In 1883, the island Krakatoa exploded, spewing molten rock with a sound so loud it circled Earth 4 times. Still not as loud as a Dad sneeze. 08:05 PM - 27 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. We have questions... jaira🌞 @hiiirahh why do all dads exert 85% of the energy they have in their body to sneeze 05:23 PM - 29 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ...and we want answers. 玩笑 @J_s_r_a Is ya dad even your dad if he doesn't sneeze like a fucking elephant 06:18 PM - 14 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Like, does it automatically develop once you become a father? whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas What about being a dad makes you sneeze 3 times louder than a person who isn't a dad? 04:31 AM - 05 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Is it COMPLETELY necessary? swat @champagneswathi Why do all dads sneeze so loud? Is this part of having a midlife crisis? Plz go buy an impractical Corvette instead of rupturing my eardrum 04:54 PM - 21 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. So far, we only have theories. Lindsay @Rollinintheseat I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest. 03:20 PM - 28 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Maybe it's simply part of the aging process. Jack Zimmerman @Zimmalicious The most apparent sign of an aging male is not baldness or wrinkles, but a powerful, earsplitting sneeze. See: Every dad. 08:56 PM - 12 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Maybe it's the law. Simon Holland @simoncholland Look, I don't like it either but I'm a dad, I'm legally required to sneeze like this. 01:22 AM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Or...maybe it just is what it is. adam @brokeangeI dads really just be sneezing like that 06:20 AM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!