Community·Posted on Apr 29, 201819 People Who Hate Sparkling Water And Don't Care Who Knows ItSparkling water is just dishonest Sprite.by Chelsea BrownCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community Team 1. Daniel Tran @Daanieltran La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room 08:09 PM - 07 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ḓ̩̜͔͔̟̝ͧͫA̿҉Ṇ̡͑ͭ͂ͩ̄̍ͣ @EPASketch Sparkling water is disappointing because you smell it and it's like MMMMM SUPER FRUITY and then you taste it and it's just angry water 08:00 PM - 24 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. yas @yasminperezzzzo No offence but if you choose to drink sparkling water over still water then have fun rotting in hell !! 04:59 PM - 25 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. peanut butter chocolate cake @deliagrantham la croix tastes like someone ate a fruit salad and then burped into your water bottle 09:43 PM - 11 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Haroon @PriinceHaroon Your mum went through intense child labor just for you to grow up and like sparkling water loooool wowowowow 08:59 PM - 19 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. not alessandra @NotAlessandra why do people like sparkling water it tastes like what stubbing your toe feels like 06:44 PM - 14 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. caroline @carolineflocka sparkling water is just dishonest sprite 08:38 PM - 10 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. LE’MÉC @1Le_Mec Imagine taking her restaurant then she gets sparkling water, you’ll have to cancel the date 07:43 PM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. PizzaSlime @Pizzaslime Dehydration > Sparkling Water 11:00 PM - 22 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. African Zulu Warrior @Santandipo Sparkling water should be illegal instead of weed 09:46 PM - 25 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Cianan @cianan_collins Imagine being in the desert and God appears with sparkling water, then you die. 08:23 PM - 22 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. F.B.D @davies_flynn Just accidentally had a sip of my dads sparkling water thinking it was my lemonade, wouldnt wish that upon anyone, absolutely broken. 04:56 PM - 18 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. rosalind thacker @rosalindthacker conspiracy theory: the only reason the sparkling water business is still a business is because of people buying it accidentally because they think it is still water 12:35 PM - 21 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ronnie @Rintitty These kids in this store are talking about an apocalyptic future where all water is replaced with sparkling water Sounds awful 11:27 PM - 14 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. vanessa @_vanessaeliza The customer who I’ve fancied for over a year just came in and bought sparkling water so I’ve decided it’s over between us 05:18 PM - 09 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 🌹 oddrose @oneacen sitting here drinking sparkling water trying to figure out why someone used all their precious time on earth to invent this 02:58 AM - 10 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jon Snow @amirnrf People who drink sparkling water pour milk before the cereal 01:58 PM - 09 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Lizzie Selley @lizzie_selley sparkling water doesn't deserve to be associated with regular water, accidentally drank some in 2012 & my tastebuds still haven't fully recovered 08:44 PM - 22 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. LK @thelocalemo It’s okay to be White. It’s okay to be Black. It’s okay to be Asian. It’s okay to be Hispanic. It’s okay to be Female. It’s okay to be Male. It’s okay to be Gay. It’s okay to be Straight. It’s okay to be YOU. But it's NEVER okay to like sparkling water. 03:10 PM - 20 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!