Community·Posted on Jun 3, 2018Literally Just 17 Tweets About How F#%king Wild And Totally Amazing Lifetime Movies AreCan't. Look. Away.by Chelsea BrownCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Basically, Lifetime movies are simultaneously the best and the worst. kenzayyy @Kenzieeeboo Do lifetime movies have the most predictable plots? Totally. Is the acting terrible? 100 percent. Did I watch 6 of them back to back today? Absolutely. Did I love every second of it? Damn right I did. 04:44 AM - 05 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. And it's truly frustrating not being able to look away from a terrible movie. Ms Anon Mafioso™ @Anon_Mafioso Somehow my tv got stuck on Lifetime movies and DAMN these movies are cheesy AF but I NEED to know how they end LOL 10:13 PM - 26 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Like, you already know what's gonna happen, but it just doesn't matter. gio @giovanadione all lifetime movies are the same the baby sitter is fucking the dad, mistress is whack, or crazy gf/bf but imma still watch it and be shook 05:35 AM - 11 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. It doesn't matter if you came in right during the middle of it. Danielle @danigiraffes_ You ever walk past the tv while a lifetime movie was on & end up watching the whole thing w ya mom 04:47 AM - 12 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Because pretty soon, they'll take you captive. Thomas Pérez @TomTomTwoHats The three stages of watching a Lifetime movie: Flips channel: “well this looks lame” 15 minutes in: “what the hell is this garbage crap movie” 30 minutes in: “HOLY SHIT SO THE HUSBAND WAS ACTUALLY CHEATING THE WIFE JUST HAD DEMENTIA AND THE SON IS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN FUCK” 05:57 PM - 28 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Let's not forget about the titles. Lee Radziwill @RadziwillLee Lifetime Movie titles are so direct. "My Stepdaughter Killed A Cheerleader" would be about a stepdaughter killing a cheerleader. 08:22 AM - 16 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Straightforward and no nonsense. The hoe is miiiiiiine @kayy_ash Lifetime movie titles be killing me. It's one movie coming on tonight called "You Killed My Mother". Y'all just told the whole plot 😂😂😂 09:01 PM - 07 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. And the network's themed weekends are... something. Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL tf is going on over at the lifetime movie network 05:34 AM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. The characters will have you yelling at your TV screen. Makeup Views @Makeupviews_ I walked into my house and the first thing I heard “was no no no you bitch” my mom is screaming at lifetime movies again 😂😂😂😂 02:54 AM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. And they'll have you shaking your head. Sasha Lane @SashaBianca23 If I talked to my mum like the kids on these lifetime movies talked to theirs id be dead by now 10:27 PM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. They just never learn. Maggie Serota @maggieserota “You haven’t known him that long. Don’t you think this is moving a little fast?” - the best friend in every Lifetime movie, 20 minutes in. 10:53 AM - 16 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. They never listen to the warnings you give them. cassidy @cassbharris lifetime movies are so wild this girl fell in love w a boy who been hiding in her attic 😭😭😭 girl if you don’t call the police 07:35 PM - 26 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. And they'll have you stressed for a good 90 minutes. Brian Doyle @WritePlay *Lifetime movie* WOMAN: *independent, wealthy, and has a nut allergy* Oh honey where will we go on our honeymoon? MAN:*kind of attractive but also ugly, whom she just met a month ago* How about a peanut farm? WOMAN: Oh darling it’s perfect 01:27 AM - 28 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. But at least they teach the audience a few lessons. Britney @mobprincess2714 Lifetime movies teach you not to trust the wo(man) next door, the boss, nobody at the fertility clinic, the ex, the bartender, the taxi driver, the flight attendant. It puts you in a constant state of paranoia😂😂 04:49 AM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. The plots don't always make a lot of sense. Marina Zampese @marinazampese lifetime movies are wild. just turned one on about a women taking the wrong luggage at the airport so the owner of the luggage kidnapped her daughter for revenge. like what.......... 11:56 PM - 02 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. But every movie pretty much has the same conclusion. Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny All Lifetime murder movies end the same: 1: Three minute fight between male serial killer& female lead character 2. As the male is about to execute the finishing deathblow w/ a blunt object, someone walks in & shoots him last-second 3. Police officers arrive with blankets& cocoa 06:33 PM - 26 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. The Lifetime Movie Network is a wild ride, folks. get back in here & love me @reana_johnson Lifetime movies are unmatched. The fighting. The twisted love story. The tragic ending. I LIVE FOR THE MESSINESS. push Brenda down the stairs please. She tried to take your husband & child. Don't let her win Martha!! 05:30 AM - 24 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!