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What To Wear To Explain Why You Don't Have Kids Yet

When everyone around you this Christmas has kids and you're just like, nope.

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1. This is your life now: Kids are all right, but right now my DVR is at 95% so I'm going to have to pass.

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2. You can’t deal with parents/SO's parents/in-laws, until you’re in your happy place.

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3. Why you really showed up to Christmas dinner.

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4. Being a functional member of society is out of the question.

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5. If you’re really being honest.

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6. Get this woman a drink.

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7. You only drink from this approved list.

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8. Sobriety is overrated.

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9. There is only one love in your life.

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10. Sleep is a necessity, not an option.

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11. It’s just that you’re so good at it.

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12. You’re just really focused on your career right now.

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13. If you're already in a relationship, your second career is time-consuming too.

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14. Because you don't care what anyone thinks.

Not to be confused with one or two. The number is zero.
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Not to be confused with one or two. The number is zero.

15. Post-holiday agenda.

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16. You’re not a total bitch, exactly.

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There's always next year.

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