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1. A "There Are No Rules" rock sticker that'll make you "ha ha ha ha ha."
2. A racoon ring so no one can take Raccacoonie away from you ever again.
3. A Teddy Bear Jobu Tupaki iPhone Card Case to not only have your favorite character at the palm of your hands but your credit cards, too!
4. An Everything Everywhere All at Once movie poster that you'll discover new details on every day.
5. An Evelyn fighting with googly eyes tee sure to turn heads and bring smiles wherever you go.
6. Some googly eye stud earrings to help you approach every situation with a positive outlook and a playful spirit.
7. A pair of hot dog finger gloves because together, life can be so delicious!
8. A 3D-printed 'Auditor of the Month' trophy that can be customized with your name or someone special you would like to recognize.
9. A "I cried over a rock" sticker because it's 100% accurate. (Don't worry, I did too.)
10. A "Things Are About To Get Weird" phone case to help you fight nihilistic baked goods with kindness.
11. A Waymond pullover that tributes to everyone's favorite multiversal dad.
12. A copy of the book A Vast, Pointless Gyration of Radioactive Rocks and Gas in Which You Happen to Occur to give you a peak into the minds of directors Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert.
13. A donut umbrella to keep you safe from the rain AND elevator security cameras.
14. An Everything bagel sticker that will suck people's attention in.
15. This Jobu Tupaki organic ketchup tote bag as cool and fashionable as Wrestler Jobu.
16. An A24 googly eye tee to subtly rep your favorite movie and the brilliant studio that brought it to life.
17. A fanny pack that Alpha Waymond used to fight the security guards.
18. And a piggy keychain to pair with Waymond's fanny pack.
19. A Raccacoonie and Chad sticker that'll put the "We're a family! Culinary" song stuck in your head all day.
20. A 3D-printed Everything bagel keychain so you can have the everything bagel everywhere you go.
21. A pet rock that'll add a little moment of joy into your daily life.
22. A "Wash Your Paws" raccoon lanyard because if you don't wash them, I'm giving some of your shifts to Chad.
23. A Deirdre mug to keep you company during tax season.
24. An "Evelyn In All The Universes" poster so you can take a longer look into each universe.
25. A punk sticker to match Evelyn's Lunar New Year punk cardigan.
26. Some cool EEAAO Barbie-inspired art prints are dolls in this
27. Candy eyeballs sprinkles that are perfect to throw on top of cupcakes or cookies made for an Everything Everywhere All At Once-themed party.
28. A 2,000-piece googly eye set to stick EVERYWHERE, just like Waymond.
29. An official Evelyn multiverse pin so you have more to add to your ever-growing enamel pin collection.
30. A pair of Everything bagel earrings that would be a great addition to your next Goddess Jobu Tupaki cosplay.
31. A sausage hands pin to remind you that you are NOT unloveable.
32. This Waymond laundry and taxes Valentine's Day card because it would actually make me break down and cry if someone got it for me.
33. A hot dog fingers sticker that'll encourage you to see the beauty in everything, even in a strange universe where we have hot dogs for fingers.
34. A Jobu Tupaki desk mat to add some Presley flair to your table set up.
35. An embroidered dad cap that captures the essence of the scene where Evelyn and Joy connect over the nihilistic notion that ultimately, nothing really matters.
36. A pack of white pearl face gems for embodying Goddess Jobu in your next cosplay.
37. A googly third-eye beanie to channel your inner Evelyn and fight like Waymond.
38. A Raccoon acrylic keychain so you can keep your keys in order like Raccacoonie would've kept his kitchen in order.
39. A Jobu Tupaki giclee art print that takes a peak inside another universe.
40. An "Operated By Raccacoonie" apron to make sure your food is made by the best of the best.
41. A minimalistic graphic poster which serves as a daily inspiration to "cherish these few specks of time."
42. A soft pig plush that is as cute as Elvis Jobu's pig.
43. Jobu Tupaki-inspired magnets to add some more chaos to your fridge.
44. The original motion picture soundtrack complete with two discs imitating a googly eye and the everything bagel.
45. A hand-sewn Evelyn & Waymond Wang embroidery hoop art that makes me cry just by looking at it.
46. These beautiful laundry machine magnets to add a little flair when you're doing laundry and taxes.
47. And lastly, the Everything Everywhere All At Once movie itself to stream it anytime, anywhere, in any universe!
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