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20 Times “SpongeBob SquarePants” Summed Up What Dating Is Like

Swipe left, swipe left, swipe left. WAIT. Swipe right.

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1. When you first decide that you're ready to dive head first into the wonderful world of swiping left and right:

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2. When you sign your life away to every known dating app, fully aware of the potential risks affiliated, i.e. friends seeing and screen shotting your profile:

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3. When you choose a profile picture that highlights how much FUN you are:

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4. When after an hour on an app you don't have a SINGLE match:

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5. When you ask your best friend why it is that you haven't been paired with anyone:

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6. When you try too damn hard to think of the perfect, witty description of yourself for your profile:

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7. When you swipe through your allotted batch of potential matches...and think you might have broken a finger or two:

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8. When after hours of swiping left you FINALLY have the opportunity to swipe right:

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9. When "IT'S A MATCH!" 🎉🎉🎉:

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10. When you meet a date for the first time and need ALL the alcohol to help calm your nerves:

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11. When a date can't disguise that they're a whole foot shorter than what they claimed to be in their profile:

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12. When you recognize that your date was much more interesting virtually than in person:

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13. When you run into an ex on a dating app:

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14. When after a solid couple of weeks of texting, a match finally agrees to a dinner date:

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15. When your date suggests you share an Uber home but you don't want them knowing where you live:

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16. When you finally go on a good date and they don't call you back immediately:

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17. When they offer to pay for drinks AND dinner:

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18. When you realize you may have been ghosted:

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19. When you meet someone for drinks once, and it’s clear there’s no chemistry:

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20. And FINALLY, when you meet a match that you could see yourself potentially having a future with:

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