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20 Things That Will Make Your Breakup Hurt So Much Less

Love bites.

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Heartbreak is hard. These items will soften the blow and get you through every phase of your breakup like a champ.

1. For when you need to be reminded to stay strong.

You know you will regret texting your ex the morning after. Get it here.
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You know you will regret texting your ex the morning after. Get it here.

2. For when you step out into the sunlight for the first time post-breakup.

These truthful sunnies will protect your eyes and shield your tears. Get them here.
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These truthful sunnies will protect your eyes and shield your tears. Get them here.

3. For when you need everyone to see how you really feel.

This fortuitous brooch will certainly shield off boys for awhile. Get it here.
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This fortuitous brooch will certainly shield off boys for awhile. Get it here.

4. For when you need to be dragged out of your room, forced to get ready, and taken out for a good time.

This adorable makeup bag will help you get dolled up and ready to hit the town in no time. Get it here.
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This adorable makeup bag will help you get dolled up and ready to hit the town in no time. Get it here.

5. For when you can finally laugh about the whole breakup.

This sweatshirt will put everything in perspective. Get it here.
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This sweatshirt will put everything in perspective. Get it here.

6. For when you realize you have bigger priorities.

This pin will help you remember what truly matters. Get it here.
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This pin will help you remember what truly matters. Get it here.

7. For when you need a care package that literally has everything you could need to get over your ex.

You won't be able to handle how cute this breakup survival kit is. Get it here.

8. For when you're ready to hang up some new pictures (minus the ex) on the fridge.

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Who wouldn't want a magnet that says "Ovaries Before Brovaries" or "Bros before Hos"? Get them here and get them here.

9. For when you recognize that it really was your ex's loss.

This mug will surely remind you what an idiot all exs past and future are. Get it here.
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This mug will surely remind you what an idiot all exs past and future are. Get it here.

10. For when you need to sulk alone in your bedroom with nothing but a box of chocolates, a bottle of wine, and a romantic comedy that will make you sob until your tears run dry.

This wine label will make your pity party an instant success. Get it here.
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This wine label will make your pity party an instant success. Get it here.

11. For when you need to be reminded that your ex wasn't ALL that great.

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This wine label tells it like it is. Get it here.

12. For when you desperately need to get rid of your sorrows by drinking wine and taking a hot bubble bath...simultaneously.

This bathtub wine glass holder will definitely do the trick. Get it here.
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This bathtub wine glass holder will definitely do the trick. Get it here.

13. For when you need to binge eat Ben & Jerry's and rewatch your favorite season of Friends on Netflix.

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These two items make the perfect pair. Get the spoon here and the ice cream cozy jacket here.

14. For when you're craving both wine and ice cream and you need a solution fast.

This is the answer to everyone's prayers. Get some here.
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This is the answer to everyone's prayers. Get some here.

15. For when you need your candy gummies to remind you that sometimes love bites.

If these "Stop Kissing Frogs," "Men Are Pigs," and,"Plenty of Fish" gummies don't mend a broken heart, I don't know what will. Get them here.

16. For when you need to let out your aggression.

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These gingerbread men come ready to be broken and messed with. C'mon, you know you want to show some unlucky gingerbread cookies how you really feel how about your ex. Get them here.

17. For when you send back your ex's items and want to throw in a little extra gift.

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ChuckStone / Via etsy.com

Yes, this is a ring with real prongs from an electrical plug. No, you should not actually send this to your ex. Check it out here.

18. For when you need a little bearded pocket manfriend to pull you out of your funk.

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Bearded pocket manfriends can easily brighten up anyone's day. Get them here.

19. For when you need to remember that your ex is not worth the tears.

This hankie is just the gentle reminder you need. Get it here.
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This hankie is just the gentle reminder you need. Get it here.

20. And for when you realize that your new relationship status is a cause for celebration.

These giant balloons pretty much guarantee a great Instagram photo. Get them here.
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These giant balloons pretty much guarantee a great Instagram photo. Get them here.

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