19 Things That Happen When You Have The Sunday Scaries

    Monday is near, people. Be wary.

    People who have the Sunday Blues typically experience some, if not all, of the following symptoms:

    1. Excessive crying:

    2. An immoderate amount of alcohol consumption:

    3. A new knack for making up nonsensical words:

    4. Outright sadness:

    5. A slew of cynical thoughts:

    6. Fractured motivation:

    7. An unexplainable and immobilizing fear of pants:

    8. An unusual understanding of exercise:

    9. A cold, wet, and soggy sensation:

    10. A persisting look of discontent:

    11. An unnecessary urge to create pie charts:

    12. And venn diagrams:

    13. Unbearable headaches that feel like this:

    14. An alarming claustrophobic feeling:

    15. Restlessness and excessive daydreaming:

    16. A sudden desire to be impolite:

    17. Anxious thoughts:

    18. A sense that someone or something is following you:

    19. And, finally, intense flashbacks: