19 Things That Happen When You Have The Sunday Scaries

Monday is near, people. Be wary.

Posted on February 14, 2016, 14:01 GMT

Brittney Gibson

People who have the Sunday Blues typically experience some, if not all, of the following symptoms:

1. Excessive crying:

2. An immoderate amount of alcohol consumption:

3. A new knack for making up nonsensical words:

4. Outright sadness:

5. A slew of cynical thoughts:

6. Fractured motivation:

7. An unexplainable and immobilizing fear of pants:

8. An unusual understanding of exercise:

9. A cold, wet, and soggy sensation:

10. A persisting look of discontent:

11. An unnecessary urge to create pie charts:

12. And venn diagrams:

13. Unbearable headaches that feel like this:

14. An alarming claustrophobic feeling:

15. Restlessness and excessive daydreaming:

16. A sudden desire to be impolite:

17. Anxious thoughts:

18. A sense that someone or something is following you:

19. And, finally, intense flashbacks: