22 "As Seen On TV" Products That Actually Exist

    You can finally say goodbye to your saggy neck.

    Brittney Gibson
    by Brittney Gibson

    BuzzFeed Editorial Fellow

    1. Bowl Brite

    Via asseenontv.com

    Because apparently taking a piss in the middle of the night is a little like stopping at a traffic light.

    2. Angry Mama Microwave Cleaner

    youtube.com / Via asseenontv.com

    Watch steam come out of a mama's head while your microwave gets squeaky-clean.

    3. Roll-n-Grow

    Via asseenontv.com / youtube.com

    Who would've ever thought gardening could be so easy?!

    4. Neck Genie Elite

    http://www.asseenontv.com/neck-genie-elite/detail.php?p=592959&v=health-and-beauty
    http://www.asseenontv.com/neck-genie-elite/detail.php?p=592959&v=health-and-beauty

    The toning neck system you've been searching for your whole life. Saggy neck no more!!!

    5. My Pillow

    http://www.walmart.com/ip/As-Seen-on-TV-My-Pillow/21675588
    https://www.seenontv.com/product/my-pillow/

    Everyone has GOT to go buy "My Pillow" right now. Not my actual pillow, but one that's called "My Pillow."

    6. Wonder Washer

    walmart.com / Via asseenontv.com

    Wonder Washer, aka the world's smallest washing machine. Probably just big enough to wash a single hand towel.

    7. Rake Hands

    Via asseenontv.com

    Who needs a regular rake when you could bend over and break your back using these super rake hands???

    8. Pizza Fresh Microwave Reheating Tray

    Via asseenontv.com

    Without this triangular microwavable tray, your pizza from last Thursday will just NOT taste good.

    9. Swing Weights

    Via asseenontv.com

    You'll be the coolest kid on the block walking around with these weights that literally give you the momentum to keep pushing forward.

    10. Big Vision Glasses

    http://www.asseenontv.com/big-vision-glasses/detail.php?p=826730&v=new-arrivals
    http://www.asseenontv.com/big-vision-glasses/detail.php?p=826730&v=new-arrivals

    The coolest glasses you have EVER seen, and they look great over prescription glasses.

    11. Gardening Sleeves

    Via asseenontv.com

    Because it's too much work to put on a long-sleeve shirt.

    12. Cami Secret

    http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=304206&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942
    http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=304206&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942
    http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=304206&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

    And it's also too much work to put on a full cami.

    13. Stealth S.S.A.

    Via asseenontv.com

    This product is apparently made to help you "stylishly hear sounds of nature." But, with the word "stealth" in the title, it could just as easily be used to overhear your neighbors' conversations.

    14. Long Reach Comfort Wipe

    Via asseenontv.com / youtube.com

    You will literally never have to wipe your butt or touch dirty toilet paper ever again!!!

    15. Pillow Pets Tricksters Helmets

    Via asseenontv.com

    Trick your kids into wearing a stuffed animal on their head.

    16. Curl-A-Dog

    http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=829038&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942
    http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=829038&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

    A hot dog slicer that creates flavor pockets and instantly makes hot dogs taste SO much better.

    17. Moo Mixer – Supreme Chocolate Milk Mixer

    Via asseenontv.com

    A cup that will simplify the laborious act of mixing up a nice glass of chocolate milk.

    18. Sauna Pants

    http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=305927&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942
    http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=305927&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

    It's like a sauna, but it's pants! Sauna pants!

    19. Juggle Bubbles

    Via asseenontv.com / youtube.com

    Bubbles that you can FINALLY juggle! The secret is in the ~magical~ gloves.

    20. The Magic Path Coloring Book

    Via asseenontv.com

    For the adult so stressed that they wholeheartedly believe that "With the turn of a page, and a touch of color, you [can] begin a magical journey!"

    21. Fone Ring

    Via asseenontv.com

    Fashion meets function.

    22. Shower Wow

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ABm2dRRqYU
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ABm2dRRqYU

    A showerhead equipped with colorful LED lights? Honestly, what could be better?