22 "As Seen On TV" Products That Actually Exist

You can finally say goodbye to your saggy neck.

1. Bowl Brite

Via asseenontv.com

Because apparently taking a piss in the middle of the night is a little like stopping at a traffic light.

2. Angry Mama Microwave Cleaner

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Watch steam come out of a mama's head while your microwave gets squeaky-clean.

3. Roll-n-Grow

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Who would've ever thought gardening could be so easy?!

4. Neck Genie Elite

http://www.asseenontv.com/neck-genie-elite/detail.php?p=592959&v=health-and-beauty

http://www.asseenontv.com/neck-genie-elite/detail.php?p=592959&v=health-and-beauty

The toning neck system you've been searching for your whole life. Saggy neck no more!!!

5. My Pillow

http://www.walmart.com/ip/As-Seen-on-TV-My-Pillow/21675588

https://www.seenontv.com/product/my-pillow/

Everyone has GOT to go buy "My Pillow" right now. Not my actual pillow, but one that's called "My Pillow."

6. Wonder Washer

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Wonder Washer, aka the world's smallest washing machine. Probably just big enough to wash a single hand towel.

7. Rake Hands

Via asseenontv.com

Who needs a regular rake when you could bend over and break your back using these super rake hands???

8. Pizza Fresh Microwave Reheating Tray

Via asseenontv.com

Without this triangular microwavable tray, your pizza from last Thursday will just NOT taste good.

9. Swing Weights

Via asseenontv.com

You'll be the coolest kid on the block walking around with these weights that literally give you the momentum to keep pushing forward.

10. Big Vision Glasses

http://www.asseenontv.com/big-vision-glasses/detail.php?p=826730&v=new-arrivals

http://www.asseenontv.com/big-vision-glasses/detail.php?p=826730&v=new-arrivals

The coolest glasses you have EVER seen, and they look great over prescription glasses.

11. Gardening Sleeves

Via asseenontv.com

Because it's too much work to put on a long-sleeve shirt.

12. Cami Secret

http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=304206&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=304206&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=304206&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

And it's also too much work to put on a full cami.

13. Stealth S.S.A.

Via asseenontv.com

This product is apparently made to help you "stylishly hear sounds of nature." But, with the word "stealth" in the title, it could just as easily be used to overhear your neighbors' conversations.

14. Long Reach Comfort Wipe

Via asseenontv.com / youtube.com

You will literally never have to wipe your butt or touch dirty toilet paper ever again!!!

15. Pillow Pets Tricksters Helmets

Via asseenontv.com

Trick your kids into wearing a stuffed animal on their head.

16. Curl-A-Dog

http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=829038&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=829038&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

A hot dog slicer that creates flavor pockets and instantly makes hot dogs taste SO much better.

17. Moo Mixer – Supreme Chocolate Milk Mixer

Via asseenontv.com

A cup that will simplify the laborious act of mixing up a nice glass of chocolate milk.

18. Sauna Pants

http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=305927&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

http://www.asseenontv.com/detail.php?p=305927&SESSID=9c7ef37e6d8681ddcf0d86ce92897942

It's like a sauna, but it's pants! Sauna pants!

19. Juggle Bubbles

Via asseenontv.com / youtube.com

Bubbles that you can FINALLY juggle! The secret is in the ~magical~ gloves.

20. The Magic Path Coloring Book

Via asseenontv.com

For the adult so stressed that they wholeheartedly believe that "With the turn of a page, and a touch of color, you [can] begin a magical journey!"

21. Fone Ring

Via asseenontv.com

Fashion meets function.

22. Shower Wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ABm2dRRqYU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ABm2dRRqYU

A showerhead equipped with colorful LED lights? Honestly, what could be better?