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In Defense Of Garlic On A First Date

#GarlicPositive

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Traditional advice warns against eating garlic when enjoying a night of ~romance~. They say you won't be kissed or get a second, mintier chance.

But that's annoying.

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They're classics, a delicacy of our childhoods. And if one comes around on a first date, you should take a bite or five.

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Eating garlic on a first date will weed out all the vampires.

Sorry, #TeamEdward. What's up, #TeamJacob.

If this person doesn't like you at your stinkiest, they don't deserve you at your mintiest.

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And you may not like this person anyway, so a little fire breath might come in handy.

And apparently garlic is a natural cologne.

Twitter science says so.

According to a study, men who eat significant amounts of garlic smell more attractive to women than those who don’t.

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If you swiped right for this date, arranged this date, and dressed yourself for this date, you can eat WHATEVER YOUR TASTEBUDS DESIRE on this date.

Empower yourself. Hell, ask for ~extra~ garlic if you like it that much. Confidence is a much more powerful aphrodisiac than oysters.

And if they like garlic just as much as you like garlic, you two might be soulmates.