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12 People Told Us The Funniest Freaking Jokes They've Ever Heard

*taps mic* Ahem.

July 1 is International Joke Day so we asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the funniest freaking jokes they've ever heard, and here's what they shared.

1. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

2. Q: What happened when the butcher got his butt stuck in the meat grinder?

3. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.

4. Q: What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

5. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

6. A skeleton walks into a bar.

7. A three-legged dog struts into an old western town with a gun strapped to his hip.

8. A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down.

9. Q: Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

10. Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?

11. Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?

12. Hey, did you know I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey?

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If you love a good joke, check out NBC's hilarious new comedy competition Bring The Funny premiering Tuesday, July 9. Kenan Thompson, Chrissy Teigen, and Jeff Foxworthy search for the next stars in stand-up, sketch, and variety!