The 7 Emotional Stages Of The Eggplant Emoji

I mean, how would you feel if you were portrayed as the male genitalia?

1. HAPPINESS

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Oh hell yeah! I'm frequently used by so many people YAY!! Definitely going to try and stay here, love you iPhone users!

2. 2. PRIDE

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I can't believe I'm so well liked! Tbh I am awesome, so glad others see that.

3. LOVE

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I love being me, I love how others love me. I can't believe a veggie like me that is so misunderstood is finally being recognized. It's so great being an aubergine in 2015.

4. CONFUSION

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Wait but why did Insta ban people from searching me? I want people to know me and search for me and love me.

5. ANGER

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But all I wanted to do was be appreciated and have people love me for who I am. Why are people using me and why are people so gross?!? I'M JUST AN EGGPLANT A VERY NUTRITIOUS VEGGIE!

6. FEAR

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No one respects me anymore...I'm ashamed of who I am...I'm so scared people will know me for all the wrong reasons. I'll never be loved.

7. HOPE

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I love myself. I will one day be used for good. I have so much to offer and I am GREAT.

So the next time you try to use the eggplant emoji, take a moment and think about what you're doing. You're using a vegetable...to represent a penis...you're using a vegetable...that does not look like a penis...to represent a penis. RESPECT THE AUBERGINES!