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This is why you go to an actual piercer and not a fucking Claire’s.

I used to always make fun of my mom for watching trash tv like Dancing with the Stars or The Voice, and there I was, fully invested in finding out who the f the Kitty is on The Masked Singer. Go figure.

They forgot about blankets as curtains/room dividers.

Evil Dead 2013 was superb. They mixed in enough details from the old movies without throwing them in your face while also creating a modern storyline. It paid respect to the original while making the movie it’s own thing. Loved it.

Bartender here. When people ask for “a beer”. Like okay cool what kind, we have dozens. Same for people who just assume you know how to make any drink, even the one that one bartender made you that one time at that one bar but you just can’t remember what it was. Yeah. Fuck you.

Are we not gonna mention Westworld? Everything after season one has been trash. Season two was tolerable but like, wtf. Aaron Paul is the only saving grace of the third but even that’s weak.

Snake oil.

The Hound, from Game Of Thrones. At first I was slightly against him because he was tied to the Lannisters, but then, very quickly actually, he turned out to be my favorite character of the whole series.

Okay, so there’s gore at the end of it, but the gore isn’t what makes it so insanely terrifying to me. It’s the second bear scene in Annihilation where Natalie Portman and company are tied up from the lady in the group who loses her shit. The bear essentially uses the voice of the… Read More

The 10% of you who said yes to tuna, you nasty.