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21 Of The Best Made-Up Jobs From “The Bachelor” And “Bachelorette”

Three words: VIP cocktail waitress.

1. Would love to know how to get paid for this.

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2. Don’t want to know how you get paid for this.

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3. This sounds like a job that hasn’t existed since 1843.

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4. You can’t see it, but Lucy was also barefoot.

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5. Bet he pulled a flower bouquet out of his sleeve.

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6. What a horrifying combination of words.

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7. This means he made a pizza one time.

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8. The “VIP” part is the real résumé booster.

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9. Is this on your LinkedIn profile, Nikki?

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10. Who knew you could retire off of NBA dancing money!

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11. But what do you trade it for?

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12. Honestly would buy this more if it said “Zamboni Driver.”

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13. What are the chances Stevie was living at home during his season?

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14. You’d probably cry, too, if this were your job.

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15. But what do you really do, Sean?

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16. Well, someone has to organize diamonds’ and rubies’ busy schedules!

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17. Are they magic mushrooms?

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18. So, a fisherman?

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19. But if you want your birthday cake decorated, Michelle is not your girl.

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20. This sounds unpaid.

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21. And this is not a word.

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