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The Alphabet According To Karen Walker Of "Will & Grace"

M is for Mood Elevators.

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A is for Assface.

Assface [noun]: a person whose face looks like a butt.
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Assface [noun]: a person whose face looks like a butt.

B is for Beaverhausen.

Beaverhausen [noun]: where the beaver lives; handy to use as part of an alias.
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Beaverhausen [noun]: where the beaver lives; handy to use as part of an alias.

C is for Chanel.

Chanel [noun]: rich people clothes.
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Chanel [noun]: rich people clothes.

D is for Designated Drinker.

Designated Drinker [noun]: a friend who is never sober.
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Designated Drinker [noun]: a friend who is never sober.

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E is for Emotions.

Emotions [noun]: feelings only weak people experience.
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Emotions [noun]: feelings only weak people experience.

F is for Frosted Glass.

Frosted Glass [noun]: the ideal vessel for a cocktail.
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Frosted Glass [noun]: the ideal vessel for a cocktail.

G is for Gin.

Gin [noun]: broth for drunks.
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Gin [noun]: broth for drunks.

H is for High Road.

High Road [noun]: the route you take when you're high.
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High Road [noun]: the route you take when you're high.

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I is for Immortal.

Immortal [adjective]: the ability to live forever, usually through a pact with the devil.
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Immortal [adjective]: the ability to live forever, usually through a pact with the devil.

J is for Juice Boxes.

Juice Boxes [noun]: cheap wine for adults.
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Juice Boxes [noun]: cheap wine for adults.

K is for Karen Walker.

Karen Walker [noun]: the oldest, drunkest, most fabulous woman on Earth.
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Karen Walker [noun]: the oldest, drunkest, most fabulous woman on Earth.

L is for Look.

Look [noun]: the exhausting act of directing one's gaze toward something.
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Look [noun]: the exhausting act of directing one's gaze toward something.

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M is for Mood Elevators.

Mood Elevators [noun]: happy pills.
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Mood Elevators [noun]: happy pills.

N is for Nobody.

Nobody [noun]: any person who is not Karen Walker.
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Nobody [noun]: any person who is not Karen Walker.

O is for Outside.

Outside [noun]: a location separate from your mansion.
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Outside [noun]: a location separate from your mansion.

P is for Pretend.

Pretend [verb]: the act of feigning interest in Grace Adler's life.
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Pretend [verb]: the act of feigning interest in Grace Adler's life.

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Q is for Quack.

Quack [noun]: harsh sound used to shut people up.
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Quack [noun]: harsh sound used to shut people up.

R is for Regret.

Regret [verb]: a feeling often associated with alcohol.
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Regret [verb]: a feeling often associated with alcohol.

S is for Slap.

Slap [verb]: to hit someone with an open hand in order to show them who's boss.
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Slap [verb]: to hit someone with an open hand in order to show them who's boss.

T is for Tact.

Tact [noun]: sensitivity in dealing with humorless people.
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Tact [noun]: sensitivity in dealing with humorless people.

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U is for Under the Sink.

Under the Sink [noun]: a place to store and find prescription drugs.
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Under the Sink [noun]: a place to store and find prescription drugs.

V is for Vodka.

Vodka [noun]: alcohol, for when there is no gin.
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Vodka [noun]: alcohol, for when there is no gin.

W is for What's This?

What's This [phrase]: a question to which Grace rarely has an answer.
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What's This [phrase]: a question to which Grace rarely has an answer.

X is for Xanax.

Xanax [noun]: anxiety medication used by Karen as a security blanket.
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Xanax [noun]: anxiety medication used by Karen as a security blanket.

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Y is for You Know.

You Know [phrase]: a way to clue your friends in on your hobbies.
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You Know [phrase]: a way to clue your friends in on your hobbies.

Z is for Zoo.

Zoo [noun]: a place to poke bears.
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Zoo [noun]: a place to poke bears.

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