The Alphabet According To Karen Walker Of "Will & Grace"

Assface [noun]: a person whose face looks like a butt.

Beaverhausen [noun]: where the beaver lives; handy to use as part of an alias.

Chanel [noun]: rich people clothes.

Designated Drinker [noun]: a friend who is never sober.

Emotions [noun]: feelings only weak people experience.

Frosted Glass [noun]: the ideal vessel for a cocktail.

Gin [noun]: broth for drunks.

High Road [noun]: the route you take when you're high.

Immortal [adjective]: the ability to live forever, usually through a pact with the devil.

Juice Boxes [noun]: cheap wine for adults.

Karen Walker [noun]: the oldest, drunkest, most fabulous woman on Earth.

Look [noun]: the exhausting act of directing one's gaze toward something.

Mood Elevators [noun]: happy pills.

Nobody [noun]: any person who is not Karen Walker.

Outside [noun]: a location separate from your mansion.

Pretend [verb]: the act of feigning interest in Grace Adler's life.

Quack [noun]: harsh sound used to shut people up.

Regret [verb]: a feeling often associated with alcohol.

Slap [verb]: to hit someone with an open hand in order to show them who's boss.

Tact [noun]: sensitivity in dealing with humorless people.

Under the Sink [noun]: a place to store and find prescription drugs.

Vodka [noun]: alcohol, for when there is no gin.

What's This [phrase]: a question to which Grace rarely has an answer.

Xanax [noun]: anxiety medication used by Karen as a security blanket.

You Know [phrase]: a way to clue your friends in on your hobbies.

Zoo [noun]: a place to poke bears.