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    The Alphabet According To Karen Walker Of "Will & Grace"

    M is for Mood Elevators.

    A is for Assface.

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    Assface [noun]: a person whose face looks like a butt.

    B is for Beaverhausen.

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    Beaverhausen [noun]: where the beaver lives; handy to use as part of an alias.

    C is for Chanel.

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    Chanel [noun]: rich people clothes.

    D is for Designated Drinker.

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    Designated Drinker [noun]: a friend who is never sober.

    E is for Emotions.

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    Emotions [noun]: feelings only weak people experience.

    F is for Frosted Glass.

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    Frosted Glass [noun]: the ideal vessel for a cocktail.

    G is for Gin.

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    Gin [noun]: broth for drunks.

    H is for High Road.

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    High Road [noun]: the route you take when you're high.

    I is for Immortal.

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    Immortal [adjective]: the ability to live forever, usually through a pact with the devil.

    J is for Juice Boxes.

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    Juice Boxes [noun]: cheap wine for adults.

    K is for Karen Walker.

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    Karen Walker [noun]: the oldest, drunkest, most fabulous woman on Earth.

    L is for Look.

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    Look [noun]: the exhausting act of directing one's gaze toward something.

    M is for Mood Elevators.

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    Mood Elevators [noun]: happy pills.

    N is for Nobody.

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    Nobody [noun]: any person who is not Karen Walker.

    O is for Outside.

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    Outside [noun]: a location separate from your mansion.

    P is for Pretend.

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    Pretend [verb]: the act of feigning interest in Grace Adler's life.

    Q is for Quack.

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    Quack [noun]: harsh sound used to shut people up.

    R is for Regret.

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    Regret [verb]: a feeling often associated with alcohol.

    S is for Slap.

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    Slap [verb]: to hit someone with an open hand in order to show them who's boss.

    T is for Tact.

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    Tact [noun]: sensitivity in dealing with humorless people.

    U is for Under the Sink.

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    Under the Sink [noun]: a place to store and find prescription drugs.

    V is for Vodka.

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    Vodka [noun]: alcohol, for when there is no gin.

    W is for What's This?

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    What's This [phrase]: a question to which Grace rarely has an answer.

    X is for Xanax.

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    Xanax [noun]: anxiety medication used by Karen as a security blanket.

    Y is for You Know.

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    You Know [phrase]: a way to clue your friends in on your hobbies.

    Z is for Zoo.

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    Zoo [noun]: a place to poke bears.

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