1. When she christened herself with this nickname.

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2. Then rocked this nameplate necklace.
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3. And showed you how to be a back home baller.

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4. When she said what you were thinking.
When you get a salad you should also get a cookie that comes with it to reward you for eating the salad.
5. When she had the perfect comeback.

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6. When she proved this waterbed was the best!
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7. When she became an international nasty girl.

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8. And a total '80s lady.
9. When she competed in Miss Trash 2015.

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10. When she danced it out like this.
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11. When she kept it 💯.
Majored in h8 this and minored in side eye.
12. When she actually literally could not.

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13. When she invented the greatest fake Real Housewives tagline of all time.
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14. When she was Fats to Kate McKinnon's Dyke.

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15. When she posted this snap with her SNL squad.
16. When she showed up on the Girls season finale.

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17. And then the Broad City finale.
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18. When she had this genius idea.
you know how dogs brush their teeth by eating a cookie? can I do that?
19. When she was super relatable on Late Night.

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20. When she rolled with this crew at the Today show.
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21. When she coined the phrase, "You just got Tonk'd!"

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22. When she made you want to move into the Bitch Apartment.

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23. When she live-tweeted the Golden Globes in the best way.
who am i wearing? pajamas by college, jewelry by bits of sushi, and big thank you to my hair for being slicked back in the highest of buns!
24. When she truly channeled Adele.

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25. And Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

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26. When she popped up on the Madison Square Garden Jumbotron and made this face.
27. When she had total #shamelust for Drake as a dad.

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28. And when she danced in front of this flawless grade school throwback.
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Happy 28th birthday, Lil' Baby Aidy!
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