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All 71 Costumes From The "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch" Opening Credits

Complete with every terrible pun.

1. "This is so not me."

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2. "As if!"

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3. "I've gotta get better at this magic thing."

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4. "I'm ready to clean out my closet."

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5. "Does this make my butt look big?"

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6. "Feeling groovy, far out!"

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7. "It's camouflage. I'm over here!"

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8. Shark Attack

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9. "Be cool, daddio."

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10. "Smile when you say that, partner."

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11. "We'll be back in ... minutes."

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12. "Good look. Wish I had my license."

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13. Spitting Mermaid

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14. "Grease is a word, not the word!"

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15. "Gonna go ride my pig ... I mean hog."

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16. "Happy Valentine's Day! Watch out for Cupid."

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17. "Safari, so goody."

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18. "This is my biggest fan."

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19. "Free electrons, while they last!"

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20. "It's my hat ... and my lunch!"

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21. "Which way's Swan Lake?"

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22. "I only do nice hostile takeovers."

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23. "When I go out, I like to go Dutch."

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24. "Don't be shellfish!"

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25. "Why don't you come see me some time. But call first!"

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26. "I can can-can, can you?"

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27. "I'm such a nut."

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28. "To bee or not to bee?"

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29. "Nobody takes me seriously."

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30. "I'm all tapped out."

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31. "I have to update my wardrobe."

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32. "I'm ready for my close-up ... do I have food in my teeth?"

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33. "Too much rouge?"

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34. Opera Singer

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35. "What's all the flap?"

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36. "It's Sabrina the Greek, not Sabrina the geek!"

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37. "Someone order a Scotch?"

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38. "Ya like my wedding dress?"

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39. "Should I get my ears pierced?"

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40. "Please remove your shoes and enjoy our show."

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41. "I fought the law and the law won."

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42. "I'm Betsy Ross, you need a flag by when?!"

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43. "Put 'em up, put 'em up ... put up your feet and watch our show."

44. "Giddy up ... oh, I need a horse."

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45. "Let them eat cake! But save me some."

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46. "Watch the show, then call me in the morning. Stat!"

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47. "I'm a witch hitter."

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48. "I feel udderly ridiculous."

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49. "I'm really an actress ... do you want fries with that?"

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50. "We cooked up a great show for you tonight."

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51. "I think my dinosaur's double-parked."

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52. "I'm one hot tamale."

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53. "Pick me!"

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54. "Two witches walk into a bar ... stop me if you've heard this one."

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55. "Let me get that spot."

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56. "Can you see my roots?"

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57. "Wanna play some reindeer games?"

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58. "For your safety, please watch the following video."

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59. "Other leprechauns look up to me."

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60. "Baywatch: The Early Years."

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61. "Tonight's show will bowl you over."

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62. "No channel surfing."

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63. "May I have this slam dance?"

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64. "If the inflight movie's bad, I'm jumping."

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65. "Tonight's show is full of belly laughs."

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66. "I find this the only acceptable form of dribbling."

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67. "I'm gonna milk the show for laughs."

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68. "Remember, only you can prevent laughter."

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69. "Tonight, The Curious Case of the Teenage Witch."

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70. "Who you calling 'chick?'"

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71. "Can I help you with those bags under your eyes?"

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