1. Cruel Intentions Screen Test
2. Wet Dog Bride
3. Probably Wearing Keds
4. Lady Hugh Hefner
5. Floor-Length Vest
6. Thrift Store Diane Keaton
7. "Is this an apron or a placemat tucked into my skirt?"
8. "JCPenney was having a denim sale."
9. Mom Who Loves Whole Foods
10. "I'm wearing curtains, aren't I?"
11. Grandpa Sweater
12. Plumber Chic
13. "Guys, I got another denim vest."
14. "Okay, I lied. I got two."
15. Houndstooth Housewife
16. Kristy Thomas From The Baby-Sitter's Club
17. "I'm addicted to denim vests."
18. "I think I might have a problem."
19. "I made an apron out of napkins."
20. Preppy Lydia Deetz
21. Clothes Boys Left Here
22. Gidget Does Laundry
23. Belted Leotard
24. Red Cross Spokeswoman
25. Adult Who Shops At Gap Kids
26. Elementary School Substitute
27. Is it a skirt or a blanket?
28. Not Overalls ... It's Another Denim Vest
29. Business Lady Tap Dancer
30. Talbots Catalog
31. Front Butt Denim Skirt
32. Urban Ski Bunny
33. Stagehand
34. Grandma Sweater
35. Sexy Strawberry Shortcake
36. Decorating The Tree Dressed Like A Tree
37. "I fell in garbage."
38. Costume From The Craft
39. Floor-Length Vest: The Sequel
40. Construction Worker's Coat
41. "Really, Rachel? Another denim vest?"
42. Lovechild of Corduroy Overalls and a Velvet Dress
43. Cher From Clueless On A Budget
44. Flannel Sheet-Turned-Skirt
45. Retired Ice Dancer
46. Human Doily
47. Human Doily With an Overcoat
48. Afghan Blanket-Towel
49. "It's not denim, it's chambray."
50. Cold Arms, Hot Midriff
51. Nursing Home Style
52. "I'm wearing a tablecloth, aren't I?"
53. Baby Tee Betty
54. Pattern Blindness
55. The 100-Button Dress
56. Cater Waiter?
57. Cater Waiter.
58. Power Blazer
59. "Sue me, I love a denim vest!"
60. First Grade Picture Day
61. Bolero Jacket. That's all.
62. Denim Peasant Blouse?
63. Window Washer
64. Little House on The Prairie
65. Blouse + Vest = Blest
66. Walking Tapestry
67. Color of The Year, 1995: Olive Green
68. Secretary On Top, Figure Skater On Bottom
69. American Girl Doll
70. Silly String Victim
71. "Wanna light some incense?"
72. Limited Too, Now Making Adult Clothes
73. Wearing Dad's Old Work Shirt To Do Crafts
74. Pre-"Baby One More Time" Catholic School Girl
75. Dress Sarong
76. "I bought this on OVC."
77. Distressed Sunday School Teacher
78. Girl Who Falls Asleep First At The Slumber Party
79. Staying Home "Sick" From School
80. "Off to my shift at The Gap!"
81. Like a Groutfit, But Khaki ... A Khoutfit
82. Mom Who Loves Michaels, The Arts & Crafts Store
83. Pretending To Be French
84. Floor-Length Sleeveless Sweater (What.)
85. Patterned (!) Denim Vest
86. Amish Sleeping Beauty
87. Ready For a Middle School Dance
88. Living American Apparel Ad
89. Lady Who Lunches
90. The Original Mullet Dress
