5.
The "I'm dating Gwyneth Paltrow."
7.
"Is this how you use gel?"
11.
The Keith Urban, Circa 2000
13.
Are those extensions?
16.
The Frat House Special
17.
The Frat House Special, Highlights Edition
19.
That haircut every boy had in the mid-2000s.
20.
Are those blond tips?
22.
"I just got out of the shower."
29.
"Cut your hair." - Brad Pitt's mom, probably.
30.
"OK, mom. Geez." - Brad Pitt, probably.