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31 WTF Sexy Men's Halloween Costumes

Yes, they exist. They probably shouldn't.

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1. "Late Night Cop"

There's a good chance you'd actually get arrested in this outfit.
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There's a good chance you'd actually get arrested in this outfit.

2. "Men's Wreath"

Not only uncomfortable, but also the wrong holiday.
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Not only uncomfortable, but also the wrong holiday.

3. "Barely Serving"

Better hope he washed his hands.
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Better hope he washed his hands.

4. "Buckle Up Bun Hugger"

What is this even?
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What is this even?

5. "Candyman Clown"

The circus tent has a backstage entrance.
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The circus tent has a backstage entrance.

6. "Cowboy Boxer"

Pretty good chance the chaps are ass-less.
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Pretty good chance the chaps are ass-less.

7. "Fantasy Island"

Who's fantasy involves chiffon leaves around man parts?
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Who's fantasy involves chiffon leaves around man parts?

8. "First Class Server"

Well the apron adds some modesty.
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Well the apron adds some modesty.

9. "Flashy Cop"

Get it? Flashy? He's flashing his butt.
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Get it? Flashy? He's flashing his butt.

10. "Cocky Cowboy"

Latex gun-holster not included.
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Latex gun-holster not included.

11. "Police Badge Trunks"

This costume doesn't even have a good name.
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This costume doesn't even have a good name.

12. "Gangster Singlet"

Because nothing says "tough mobster" like a singlet.
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Because nothing says "tough mobster" like a singlet.

13. "Handyman"

In this costume, you are the tool!
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In this costume, you are the tool!

14. "Lucky Green Bun Hugger"

Again, the wrong holiday.
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Again, the wrong holiday.

15. "Lumberjack Hunk"

The cuffs really dress up the look.
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The cuffs really dress up the look.

16. "Man of the Night"

Nothing's sexier than a bad dripping blood around your member.
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Nothing's sexier than a bad dripping blood around your member.

17. "Men's Penguin"

Well, Happy Feet's ruined forever.
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Well, Happy Feet's ruined forever.

18. "Military Jock"

Semper Fi ... nd something else to wear.
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Semper Fi ... nd something else to wear.

19. "Naughty Chef"

There's more fabric in the hat.
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There's more fabric in the hat.

20. "My Favorite Snowman"

And now we've ruined Frosty The Snowman.
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And now we've ruined Frosty The Snowman.

21. "Pleated Plaid"

Shouldn't the kilt cover the package?
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Shouldn't the kilt cover the package?

22. "Playing Doctor"

It's obvious that you're playing.
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It's obvious that you're playing.

23. "Poker Star"

Wouldn't bet on hitting big in this.
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Wouldn't bet on hitting big in this.

24. "Sailorman"

Not sailor. Sailorman.
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Not sailor. Sailorman.

25. "Seductive Navy Captain"

Who are we seducing in a bib?
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Who are we seducing in a bib?

26. "Sexy Schoolboy"

Expelled.
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Expelled.

27. "Strapping Santa"

Poor Santa.
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Poor Santa.

28. "Strappy Devil"

So the devil is just a creepy cat?
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So the devil is just a creepy cat?

29. "Wild Man"

This would not protect you at all in the wild.
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This would not protect you at all in the wild.

30. "Spider Outfit"

There's a very good chance this is an unauthorized product.
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There's a very good chance this is an unauthorized product.

31. "Desire Pirate"

Arrrrr ... you going to put on more clothes?
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Arrrrr ... you going to put on more clothes?

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